1) Women brush their hair before bed.

2) Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.

3) Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the Bible".

4) The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5) Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

6) Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

7) A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

8) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'

9) Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.

10) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman- language than it does in man- language.