1) Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

2) If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"

3) Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?

4) It's okay for women to kiss each other and not be gay.

5) Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

6) The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.