Great Sayings On Marriage

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

- David Bissonette
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

- Sacha Gui try
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

- Hemant Joshi
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

- Dumas
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The great question.... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want ?

- Sigmund Freud
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

- Sam Kinison